Quotes

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. Marie Corelli

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little lbit lower -- Gypsy Rose Lee

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton